Premature Lust...

I had a conversation about the possibility of being a lesbian with Simon yesterday. He right away changed his name on MSN to "Wendys a fake lesbian". So typical of him to challenge everything I say.

It just so happens that when you have a name like that, questions are bound to arise.

I received an e-mail later on that day from Simon. Subject line said "You might be flattered or you might be offended". I was definately amused.

Here goes...

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Wendy,

I think you, as a superstar DJ, now have your first hardcore fan.
Remember that 14 year old boy who was/is going to come surfing with us?
Well, he's on my MSN, and this morning he asked:

Yo, who's Wendy?

The rest of the conversation went as follows:

is she hott ? oh maybe is any good at surfing?

Hahah, ya, not bad.
http://djwendylaw.blogspot.com/ this is wendy
anyay, I gotta get to school.

shes a hard core chinses women. dammmmmmmmmmm!
k peace get who # plz lmfoa

Hahhaha, Ill tell her your interested.

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This evening when I got home, I noticed that he had a peculiar picture drawn on his MSN.
I asked:

Is that a picture of you and wendy?

lol yea
Yeaaaaaaaaaa!
heres one

OMG!

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See, Lesbianism does sell, at least to 14 year old boys. Perhaps you might consider DJ ing all ages events.

Anyway, I thought this was hilarious. I hope you think that he's as funny as I do.

Simon.

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Here is the picture Simon was referring to.

I haven't had such a good laugh in a while. So whoever you are little surfer dude. You definately made my day.

Hahahahaha.....